The Grand Circuit of Bribe Money

18 March, 17:00 - 23 March, 18:00
Piata Dorobanti at the corner of Radu Beller st.

Well-known locations, famous people, guaranteed satisfactions. 
Come to Piata Dorobanti and weíll set out to visit the holy places of corruption.
Corruption is the only system that works in Romania. Come and learn more about it.
Are you ill? In order to get to a good doctor, the only way to slide is with money. Our circuit is a motivational one, it involves personal development. 
You want education? We have it in our Circuit. The teachers donít have the time.
You want proof that youíre in the right place, in Romania? Do the right thing. Take a ride with us: you donít have to stand in line, to give bribe money to the tax authority or to the city hall. We promote the healthy bribe, the fresh air and the success market. 
Our pedestrian circuit will show you a few very successful recipes. Final and irrevocable records at a slow pace through a neighbourhood with arrested people and stray dogs ready to bite.
Thereís no other way, the rest is up to you, your hands and your banknotes. 
Itís not a joke. Itís responsibility and courage.

You are expected at Dorobanți Square, the entrance on Beller Street - the starting place of the Liverwurst record.
Between the 18th and 23rd of March. Tuesday through Friday - 5 p.m.; Saturdays and Sundays, twice a day, from 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. Come and youíll gain a NUP (not to commence criminal prosecution) for life. Our offer is limited. 
Book tickets in advance on Eventbook or bring the bribe money to the spot. (Eugen Istodor)